Remember Me:

An elderly woman from Morningside in Edinburgh decided to prepare her will and make her final requests.

She told her lawyer she had two final requests to be included in the will.

First, she wanted to be cremated and, second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Jenners department store in Princes Street.

Being a Scottish lawyer, he only raised his eye-brows slightly but curiosity got the better of him and he asked: "Jenners? Why Jenners?"

She replied triumphantly: "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

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Power Shopping:

 

Jamie was browsing in Jenners, the large department store in Princes Street and at one point struck up a conversation with another man who was on the same mission.

The stranger confided that his wife was shopping elsewhere in the store.

Suddenly, a power shortage caused the lights to flicker and the man sighed and said "That must be her checking out now."

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